Monday, December 15, 2014

Halberd Retaliation Sneak Peek

Sintoque. Sintoque. Wake up.
Sintoque awoke suddenly from his daze, jet black pupils retracting from its dilated state. He had been underwater in Deep Ocean, lying alongside the proteums, for too long. Far too long. His skin was clammy and yellowing from lack of sunlight. Sintoque’s body posture looked worn down, and he couldn’t find the energy to do anything.
Sintoque raised his Enforcer Gun to shoot down the mobs of proteums… but it wasn’t enough. The proteums were just sitting there, innocent. Sintoque could shoot at these spawning proteums forever, and yet still have to shoot for an indefinite amount of time.
And there is another way.
Sintoque looked askance to the halberd that lay beside him. The blood that had once stained it had washed off entirely. The distorted, mutated form of itblobboy remained, however. It seemed to be calling out to Sintoque, urging him to pick it up and induce terror on the weakling proteums.
But Sintoque had experienced the halberd’s power already. It had been too great. After covering up his second murder, Sintoque had dropped the halberd, vowing never to use it again.
But there it lay. Its aura was so great, pulling Sintoque in like a magnet. It shone brightly, like a spark of fire in the deep nights of the Haunted Woods.
Sintoque tore his eyes away from it, shooting his gun at the proteums. One by one, they fell. But they kept spawning. And spawning.
Sintoque’s eyes flared red.
“Oh, screw it all,” Sintoque muttered, and eagerly reached for the magical halberd, grabbing it by itblobboy’s limp, disformed arms.
Immediately, Sintoque flared with power. He raised the halberd, and the proteums all exploded. All proteums. They would never spawn again.
Sintoque, eyes gleaming silver, the color of the bloodied halberd, twirled it with one finger.
At last, Sintoque. You will have great power. You have made the right choice.


Sintoque, halberd resting on his shoulder, set out for Aqualantis with pointed teeth and a demonic look on his face.

Friday, December 5, 2014

Sliver party

 2 slivers
 6 slivers
 5 slivers
 9 slivers
 5 slivers
 9 slivers
 7 slivers
8 slivers

For a total of...51 slivers!

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Daily Fun Facts

2014, Dec. 4: Venus rotates so slowly on its axis that its day is longer than its year.
2014, Dec. 5: 13% of Belarus is swamp.
2014, Dec. 6: Google earns $20 billion a year from advertising, more than the primetime revenues of CBS, NBC, ABC, and FOX combined.
2014, Dec. 7: 95% of all data in the world is still stored on paper. Most of it is never looked at again.
2014, Dec. 8: If a cat reaches terminal velocity while falling, the better chance they have of surviving. However, it is still not a good idea to experiment this on your own cat.
2014, Dec. 9: Starfish don't have brains.
2014, Dec. 10: The first potatoes introduced in Britain were used to make desserts.
2014, Dec. 11: The contemporary plural of moose is "moose."
2014, Dec. 12: Cow's hooves are used to make the foam in fire extinguishers.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Friday, November 14, 2014

The Danger Lands: Mushroom Village (A HH story)



It's a wild day here in Helmetopia, with tons of exotic beasts to explore. Here's a first hand experience, a sneak peak into the "Danger Lands!"

Now, the Danger Lands are the worst of the worst, so you need to be as cautious as possible. The Danger Lands include Robo City, Heath's Training Grounds, and Fairyville...but today, we're exploring the worst of them all: Mushroom Village!
Me at Robo Lover's Home

Right now, I am currently preparing for the hard journey laid out before me. I'm in a safe spot right now, a
place I liked to call "Robo Lover's Home." I need to be ready, and I equip myself with my best gear, the Repguana set. It's the most I can do to protect myself from the dangerous beasts that lay ahead.

Now, a useful skill to have in these circumstances is the Teleport skill. This way, in case you ever have to face these wild beasts, you'll be able to go easy in, and easy out.

But things look shifty for me already, Mushroom Village seems to be teeming with wild animals based on my Population Radar that I have on my map. This is a perfect day to go hunt some wild animals. But beware, they will bite you!

Now, you may face some obstacles, such as the eternal "loading" sign shown at the right. Such phenomenons occur when you are disconnected due to too much lag. Rule number 1 of Helmetopia is to never go to a place with this much lag. But my quest to explore the Danger Lands must be fulfilled, and I must explore the wild animals here in Mushroom Village.

As soon as I reconnect, I'm faced with vicious animals, all wanting money or wanting a pet. But I slowly make my way, resisting the lag, to the Lion's Den of Mushroom Village. The Lion's Den is a place you want to fully avoid. If you look aggressive to any of these wild animals, they will respond.

I'm on shaky ground here, reporting live from Mushroom Village's Lion's Den. These wild animals look vicious and ready to kill, and I hope to get this done as soon as possible.

And voila! There's the first wild animal to respond to me! It appears aggressive, trading me. I know that it
wants something, but I click accept anyway. It is crucial to know these beasts' intentions, or they WILL hunt you down, whether it be at your home or through PMs.

It looks as though this one is a tamer beast than most. It's just offering 300k for a decent pet...but of course, the best method to reject someone is to say "no."

Unlike most, this one doesn't persist. But this good luck is yet to continue in the Lion's Den of Mushroom Village.

I get off easy out of this one. But the Lion's Den has become even more populated, as these wild animals are starting to notice me and my high levels. It would be a good idea for me to get out of here soon before something serious happens.

Sometimes, as the situation above, it's best to be brutally honest. Scammers are like the parasites of Helmetopia. They will do anything to get money, even if it means feeding off of people. The best way to reject them is to say "no" and not get involved in the black market business.
An example of a beggar.
Avoid no matter what!
Mushroom Village is filled with mysterious creatures. There are these strange creatures which spam nonsense, while there are some annoying beasts that I like to
call "beggars." Don't give into beggars! They will cling on to you like a parasite until you've given them their money's worth. Then they'll ask for more.

It's been a wild day here in the Lion's Den. I'm not sure if I would have survived without this useful button, which you should always use when defending yourself from aggressive beasts:

Next time on "The Danger Lands:" Bouncer's Cave! Stay tuned!