What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? Winnie the Pooh.
What did the bird say after his cage broke? "Cheap, cheap!"
Why do farmers put bells on cows? Their horns don't work.
What's the difference between an eagle and a squirrel? They both fly, except for the squirrel.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, I'll drive."
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
Where do sheep go on vacation? The "Baaaaahamas."
What do you get when you mix a cow and an earthquake? A milkshake.
Why did the koala not pass the interview? Because he didn't meet the "koalafications."
Where does a sheep go to cut its hair? In the "Baa-Baa Shop"
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