Bar Jokes

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender, knowing the penguin had a date that day, asks, "How did you date go?"

The penguin replies, "It was going well until I got cold feet."

A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at him and says, "For you, no charge."

A knife walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "You're looking sharp today!"