Chapter 4: Zane671 (dave)
Zane671 was pissed off at JvonT.
Why is he acting so moody today? What did I ever do to him?
Zane671 nodded his head firmly. That’s what I’ll ask him. I’ll stand up to him and ask him that.
He walked back towards where JvonT had been, and followed his tracks until he found him.
Dead, of course. Dead as a doornail.
But Zane671 wasn’t just any character who would scream at a dead body or stand in shock. Instead, Zane671 took dave, his tebra, and immediately took action.
He PMed a dozen people, including Naruto, Miso, itblobboy, coke_na_rc, Sintoque, koalasium, and some other people that he knew from forums.
“Come quick, everyone! We’ve got a murder on our hands!”
That line struck a nerve in most people that Zane PMed. Itblobboy, of course, had an exasperated feeling as he followed the flow.
Miso was the first to arrive, and as soon as he saw the dead body of JvonT, Miso got nervous. He started to fiddle with his “beautiful” hair and stood back. Zane671, observant as ever, noticed this, but didn’t say anything about it. Yet.
The others arrived, all having the same reaction as Miso, except for the part with the hair fiddling. Most of them didn’t have enough hair to do that.
“Okay, out with it everyone. What’s wrong?”
Coke_na_rc had his eyes closed, as if meditating. “The presence of dark magic is strong here.”
Everyone else nodded.
“We think it’s come up with the new update,” Naruto explained. “Update 6.66. Our thinking is that the new halberd that came out has certain properties that defy the laws of Helmet Heroes. And yet, it exists.”
Miso jumped in. “I sent a PM to robby, and he replied. It seems to be the most frightening update yet...here’s what he wrote.”
Everyone went silent for a moment. “So...it’s that halberd that’s causing all this trouble.”
And just like that, everyone realized where the halberd belonged.
“Where the heck is itblobboy?” Zane671 asked, thinking the same thought as everyone else.
“Were you guys looking for me?” a voice, out of nowhere, asked from behind them.
In one single motion, everyone turned. Uh oh.
Sintoque, though later he claimed not to, was witnessed screaming like a girl as he and the others fled the murder scene.
Itblobboy sliced JvonT’s head and stuck it on the top of his halberd alongside belding’s head.
“Perfect!” itblobboy said in delight, a gleaming, innocent smile on him.
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